Automatically Generate Performance Reviews

Sample:

Performance Appraisal for Mr. X:
Mr. X appears ever productive and has been seen dropping in at off hours and he does the kind of work you don't expect to see today.
Mr. X never appears stressed about his work. He works behind the scenes. His worth to the company can only be imagined and he is willing to take risks. Many wonder at the extent of his knowledge and he prefers to work under minimal supervision. He actively pursues relationships with his coworkers.
Mr. X shows an interest in related tasks not assigned to him.

Guaranteed accuracy in some cases

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