Skoda Drivers

Why do Skoda drivers try so hard to show their cars aren't complete rubbish?, such a huge chip on their shoulders makes them thrash the lives out of the poor little things in an attempt to justify their choice.
Is anyone fooled? - nope - it's a Skoda, either take the abuse or get a real car.
The poor little fella I was following to work this morning was in a 1 year old skoda with lots of nice smoke coming out the exhaust when he changed gear - what do you expect? - they're only designed to last a couple of years.
If you wear an anorak and have no friends then feel free to buy a Skoda but don't drive like a nutter to try to prove that Skodas have improved! - noone cares.