Thursday 3rd November 2005 Headlines - Kermit shock confession

In a statement that has caused a media frenzy of levels unparalleled in recent seconds, Kermit the frog has confessed that he is, in fact, Yoda's love child.
In the past Yoda has been quoted as saying "Always two there are, no more, no less: a master and an apprentice", is this a hidden message to his long lost son?